| Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006 |
| 3:50 am |
wwwwwhoooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and i wish i had the confidence to actually tell yeahhhh
ssso ooo this is a fuin and drunken night. bill pullmann scream. meeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hh and i witsh i could say everything i wish i could say. seriouslu this is driving fme insane i want to say yeah that was a five minunte pause but you could not not tell becaues theis is text and text has avbolutesluy no emotion i want to seeeeeee soyyyyyyyyyyeeaggghhhh a perspnioopi hkjhk yeahhh and bepeop;ele avoare signinga singing paradise city wihth an 0o indian druynm adn only if it wasd majestic theat woukd be amazxing driving 55 in a 54a some said jay zz lllyricnas ans i said of rymes becuase they rhyme oooooooo sublwauy some one said sub way yes under control under control i want ito say i want to say some tjoiomg tjomg tjomg o wamt tp sau tjat o ;ole sp,epme o wamt tp sau that o l;ole sp,e pme and i want to sonay that some one is making th drop ti it like it l;ike it is hot on an idian drum and i liekkkkkkkkkkkke soiujemej one j;lkjdslkjflskdjfi want sicve cream i am way tooo drunm,kk lsdfj iwwtgus'this ius quite ridiculous ricdiculllious idrisdoulsous snoop doggy dooog and drrrrrrrrrr dreeee is at the dooooooooor i am yeahhhh Current Mood: drunkCurrent Music: drop it like it is hot on an idian drum |
| Monday, January 16th, 2006 |
| 9:32 pm |
Discouragement, A Lack of energy and a mental image of bears dancing
I wish that could find reassurance, where ever it's body lies. Maybe this empty space could be for all those wishs running around like children on a warm summer afternoon. But there are too many children in the park honey, lets find another one. Funny how things are both easier and a burden when a crutch is involved. The only crutch I have anymore is key lime pie and ginger ale, and mister ale you might be the death of me, with your tasty tingly goodness. I need the fossil fuels to get moving. I wish I knew. To end on a fun and ridiculous note COCKTAIL.......FRUIT! (it may be the new todd lanning)*It is a known fact that todd lanning is the only person/words that defies the english language and does not deserve/need to be captialized* Current Mood: not entirely sureCurrent Music: Hella-Brown Metal |
| Tuesday, September 6th, 2005 |
| 6:13 pm |
If I had a revolver, i would shoot a cantalope.
If I had an actual Roland Vocoder unit, then it would be a simple math eqaution. Aaron + Roland Vocoder unit = all productivity dying a horrible horrible death Current Mood: i love thisCurrent Music: Kanye West |
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| Saturday, July 2nd, 2005 |
| 3:37 am |
Dear Livejournal/and/or God:
Please give me breasts and a vagina for one day so I can experience the Moilanen Magic. I have never slept with a magician and i really want to now. Please grant this one wish. Current Mood: laughing and confusedCurrent Music: American Football-Never Meant |
| Thursday, June 30th, 2005 |
| 7:48 pm |
ooh peter gabriel how i love you so. "won't you please come talk to me. please come talk to me"-peter gabriel but yeah the binge is over for a while. 6 days strong. and yeah it is coming to an end. but if anyone wants to scare the living shit out of my grandma in the next couple of days and will make me laugh i will give you a prize. so let me know. Current Mood: awkward/sadCurrent Music: peter gabriel-come talk to me |
| 2:31 am |
i want to capsize all those dreams i shouldn't have had
right now i wish i had someonr to hug. and i want a nice big jar of pickles. i wish times weren't confusing. i want times to be good times. good times wasn't that very goood of a show to be honest. well granted you had the character that would always yell "DINOOOOO-MYYYYYYTE" but honestl;uy that can't be one thing that wou.d make a show spectacular. i really want to watch the abyss with ed haris right now, i do happen to have it in my nap sack that is really a backpack and i really want times to be less confusing and sandwiches would be most excellant i need a hug/a reuban. although a hug would be more aperceiated. klieaal ugh ugh ughklj ugh uhg uhgu ugh Current Mood: sad and drunkCurrent Music: death by stereo |
| Tuesday, June 28th, 2005 |
| 4:42 am |
times like these call for a roman esque battle sequence
yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. no .no no. in due time. in due time. light merges with life. and now i am realizing way too many things that i could have only said that Freud was bullshiting me in Pyschology class. i am so indicisive. and i feel like a phony. quite the festive word, huh? well now i must get the slumber land where i will stop thinking................................ ........................................ ........................*insert stereotypical dream sequence with typical over used swivelly/george lucas transitions here*( thats not me. not me. not me .not me. not me. noyt me. not me. not me. not me...................................... ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ..........................now back to the field where elipises grow like wildflowers in the basking Houston sun. Current Mood: drunkCurrent Music: Sufjan Stevens- that dress looks nice on you...(in my head) |
| Friday, June 24th, 2005 |
| 1:38 am |
I Love Mexican Stand-Offs!
I can't sleep, and it is my birthday. And I love egg-salad sandwiches. Current Mood: happy but not about the sleepCurrent Music: The Sea And Cake- Shoulder Length |
| Saturday, May 14th, 2005 |
| 2:31 pm |
arrrrrgh
i am a complete fucking sucker. and right now i want to destroy things such as Luxeomburg. Current Mood: depressedCurrent Music: tv on the radio |
| Monday, April 4th, 2005 |
| 2:44 am |
"You're a handsome devil. Whats your name?"
As i sit here, something becomes more apparrent. Yet again something in the same regard gets quite distant. Oh well i'll find what i'm looking for. or will it find me? questions and answers, only yet to be known and reveiled to our protagonist. little does he know the stereotypical "DUN DUN DUN" comes crashing in like a homeless man's babble and the plot thickens..... oh yeah come wenesday, my family shall have a new puppy. but he is a great dane and in the next year he will destroy me because he will be the size of a donkey although this donkey will be playful and could destroy me rather than me destroying the donkey. speaking of destroying, i destroyed an opossum the other night. i felt so terrible and dirty. immediately i called the first person i could, which was dan, and then i vented about my new manslaughter adventure. i felt bad about it for awhile but then i realized it was an opossum. come on just say the name...... opossum. see makes you laugh. the opossum and the playtpus are true laughing matters of creation and the animal kindom which brings me to my next point i need to find a genetic engineer so we can perfect the animal race the opossopus. they shall be sleek aquatic night messengers of mayhem. maybe that is another way Mike Phillips will fear me when he wakes up in the middle of the night to discover that his floor is moving...... OF OPOSSOPI!!! feel the sheer terror and insanity mikester. *insert overused evil laugh here that will probably sound more like an old woman with a bad cough* i really want a sandwiche Current Mood: relaxedCurrent Music: Autolux- Here Comes Everybody |
| Sunday, March 27th, 2005 |
| 1:08 pm |
signs of smiling coming creeping in but around the adjacent streetcorner, paranoia tips his fedora at me with a sawtooth grin. yeah totally woke up late so easter dinner isn't happening for me so that means i have absolutely nothing to do yeah people please call me Current Mood: awkward and not sure |
| Sunday, March 13th, 2005 |
| 10:14 pm |
so who wants to nerd it up with me and have a "Carl Sagan's COSMOS" marathon with me? Current Mood: lonely but optimisticCurrent Music: Tom Waits-Eyeball Kid |
| Wednesday, February 16th, 2005 |
| 5:31 pm |
i don't know why but my eyes are watering a lot........ i am not sure how i feel about that but i am absolutely sure how i feel about starting a unicycle baseball league..................... AMAZINGLY!!!! |
| Saturday, January 1st, 2005 |
| 9:29 pm |
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| Thursday, December 2nd, 2004 |
| 8:10 pm |
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| 7:55 pm |
so i am sitting at my computer, writing and my grandma comes over and starts looking under the desk and says (NOTE: before reading the following quotation, kept in mind my grandmother is a good foot away from the object. continue) "Aaron, i'm taking out some trash, and do you want me to throw away this big orange Gatorade?" rebuttle "Grandma, thats a gas can." |
| Sunday, November 28th, 2004 |
| 5:05 pm |
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| Saturday, October 23rd, 2004 |
| 3:04 am |
time to pick it all apart transmition ended Current Mood: why don't you find out?Current Music: girls are short |
| Monday, October 11th, 2004 |
| 10:22 am |
dead carcass smell is paralell to the smell of airbags
well wow, this sure is going to be one hell of an interesting post. i never thought a weekend could be this bizarre. well a couple bruised ribs,a gash in my chest and hips, a fucked up neck and arm, and painful breathing would point to all signs to say....... i don't have a car anymore. i don't know what the cop was baffled at more, the mangled mess of steal and plastic that was once known as Maria the mighty mighty focus mobile or my fake gay lumberjack goatee. my x-ray technician looked like a southern enduced badass verison of santa claus, he was also in utter state of confusion regarding my wonderful lumberjack facial hair but yeah i am not in the best of situations latey so yeah i have tons of shit to do but that is hard because i saunter everywhere no real end to post Current Music: radiohead |